quietus:

my friend showed me his bucket list…

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via pride)

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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(via where-is-my-wonderland)

granguav:

wonderxbread:

sn4ke-eyes:

The loop is too fucking perfect.

i could just sit here and watch this for forever

this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead 

221b-onthe-tardis-door:

moriarty-makes-people-shoes:

smileshidemymisery:

ravenrobintt:

derpslife:

ravenrobintt:

my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same

also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent

JESUS. CHRIST.

I’m British and I’ve just realised you’re right.. 

ACCENT HACKS

“good eye might”

(Source: thatxxjiyong-ssi, via break-sh1t)